Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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