I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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