whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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