Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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