good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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