My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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