It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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