I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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