The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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