even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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