My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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