She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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