He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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