I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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