i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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