I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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