We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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