she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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