was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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