You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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