READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Let's get the cat blown out
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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