weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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