And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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