she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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