birth control should be required to get into college
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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