A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
well you can't waste a boner
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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