My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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