i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Someone signed my nipple.
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