Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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