she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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