the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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