We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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