very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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