I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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