all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
