ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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