In the future we'll all be gay
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
