You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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