That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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