Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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