Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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