I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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