Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
