I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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