Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm passing your future prison.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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