Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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