Sponge bath it is.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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