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Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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