Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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