GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
