So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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