I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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