I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Congratulations! We have a period
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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